What if Jesus walked the earth and
You recognized only later on
That she was your sister?

She had problems as a teenager
With drugs, cutting, and self-harm
But she emerged in adulthood
Gathering a following

Three million Instagram followers
Almost ten million on YouTube
She gives all the money to Planned Parenthood

At age thirty, she amassed twelve trusted followers
For which she called her ‘besties’
Jennifer – poor Jennifer – was the traitor

When they sent her to the electric chair
You showed up at the prison

“YOLO,” she said,
“For now, I go to sit at the right-hand
Of the Big Mama. But I will leave
My Insta account up in remembrance
So I will always be with you.”


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4 responses to “Jesus Said YOLO”

    1. Nick Avatar
      Nick

      🙂 – a pretty silly one, haha

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      1. ben Alexander Avatar

        Geniuses can be silly. Not mutually exclusive.

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